LATE LATE SHOW WITH CRAIG KILBORN It's official: Wilson Phillips, sister Carnie Wilson, will pose nude for Playboy. Look for Carnie in the June, July and August issues.

Barbra Streisand is suing an environmentalist for posting an aerial photograph of her Malibu mansion. Babs is most upset about the photo that shows James Brolin running around the yard without his leash on.

OPEN MIKE WITH MIKE BULLARD

The Dixie Chicks have cancelled their concert here because of SARS. Country music fans who bought tickets for the Dixie Chicks concert can get a refund by pulling their homes up to gate 7 at the Air Canada Centre.

Toronto city council has decided that due to SARS, they can't afford to give the Gay Pride Parade a grant this year. Organizers say if they can't have a grant, they'd be just as happy with a Bruce or a Dave.

LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN

The owner of the famous Nevada brothel the Bunny Ranch is offering the first 50 servicemen that return from Iraq and visit the ranch sex for free. The bad news -- the same deal is going on at the Neverland Ranch.

The United Nations approved a resolution to lift the sanctions on Iraq. The move will allow Iraqis to buy things they don't have -- such as medicine and weapons of mass destruction.

LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN

Kids love the new movie Finding Nemo. I believe it's based on a game that former president Clinton used to play with the interns.

Earlier tonight they aired the Miss Universe pageant. I love the talent portion of the competition. Miss Iraq was competing this year -- and her talent was looting an appliance store.

TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO

According to the tabloids, apparently there is security footage of Bill Clinton having sex with a woman in a truck back when he was governor of Arkansas. Remember, this is when he was governor, so the woman will not be of the calibre of Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky.

In an interview last night on Dateline, actor Richard Chamberlain announced he was gay. Apparently, he was the last one to know.