Savage new WCW champ at Bash
By JOHN POWELL -- SLAM!
Wrestling
Macho Man and Gorgeous George fool everyone at Bash At The Beach.
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Last Monday on Nitro, Randy Savage and his girlfriend-valet Gorgeous
George participated in a deplorable angle that has no place in the sport
entertainment business. So horrible a sight was Macho Man physically
abusing Gorgeous George that TSN, the network that carries Nitro in Canada,
cut the segment from their broadcast.
In light of the events at the Bash At The Beach pay-per-view from the
National Car Rental Center in Ft. Lauderdale, FL, we now know the truth.
That the staged "beating" of Gorgeous George was a scheme hatched by Team
Madness to trick WCW World Heavyweight Champion, Nash. It worked like a
charm. Kevin Nash is no longer the champ and World Championship Wrestling
is off the hook for airing the unsettling material...maybe.
With the collective help of Team Madness, Randy "Macho Man" Savage became
the WCW World Heavyweight Champion for a fourth time defeating Kevin Nash,
Sting and Sid Vicious in a bizarre tag team match where a wrestler could
pin any of the other three participants to win the WCW World Title.
Macho and Gorgeous George cleverly played up their "rift" right from the
get-go. Walking out with Sid, Miss Madness, Madusa and Macho, Gorgeous
George looked quite miffed at Savage. Her white sunglasses covered a black
eye which everyone could tell (except Kevin Nash it seems) was actually
brushed on with some sort of black make-up.
Macho ordered Gorgeous George around once Team Madness was inside the ring.
She left Macho’s side and threw her support behind Nash by standing over in
his corner instead. The defection enraged an already over the edge
Savage.
An exhausted Fit Finley wins the Hardcore Invitational match.
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Team Madness' master plan came to fruition during the conclusion of the
mediocre main event bout. Miss Madness and Madusa ran interference for
Macho. Sting gave everyone (Yes, even the women. Sigh.) a Stinger Splash.
Sid recuperated to Choke Slam the Stinger. Nash knocked Sid onto the apron
and prepared Savage for his Jack Knife Powerbomb. Gorgeous George snuck up
>from behind punching Nash in that sensitive area down below.
Sid slammed Nash while Macho Man ascended to the top turnbuckle. Savage’s
Flying Elbow Smash was right on target. A three count later and Savage is
the new WCW World Heavyweight Champion. Unveiling their conspiracy to all,
Savage hoisted a smiling Gorgeous George onto his shoulders parading her
and the belt around the ring.
For those keeping score, the Kevin Nash move count was a total of
four.
The next WCW pay-per-view is Road Wild on August 14th.
Bash At The Beach ‘99 Results
The Cat Vs Disco Inferno
Laugh at his gimmick all you want, Disco Inferno is one of the most
complete wrestlers in the biz today.
The Nitro dance contest routine is played out again. This time, Disco
catches Miller trying to nail him with a shoe.
Distracted, Disco gives Ono The Last Dance. Miller kicks Disco in the
head with the loaded shoe.
Winner: The Cat at 8 minutes and 7 seconds
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Match Rating: 7 / 10.
Van Hammer (challenger) Vs Rick Steiner (champion) (WCW Television
Title Match)
Punch. Punch. Kick. Kick. Stomp. Stomp. A few actual moves thrown in.
Steiner hits the Top Rope Bulldog on Van Hagar...I mean Van Hammer.
Winner: ...and still WCW Television Champion...Rick Steiner at 4
minutes and 42 seconds.
Match Rating: 2 / 10.
Dean Malenko (challenger) Vs David Flair (champion) (WCW United
States Title Match)
Worst Match Of The Year candidate. Who did Malenko tick off to be
given this lame assignment?
Malenko beats the living snot out of David "I have no business being
in a wrestling ring" Flair. Anderson Spinebusters the ref.
Continuing WCW's Let's Bash Women Month, Malenko puts the Texas Clover
Leaf on Asia. Flair uses the U.S. Title belt to brain Malenko. Flair pulls
David onto Malenko.
Winner: ...and still WCW United States Champion...David Flair at 3
minutes and 4 seconds.
Match Rating: 0 / 10.
Curt Hennig, Barry Windham, Kendall Windham and Bobby Duncum Jr. Vs
Rey Mysterio Jr., Konnan, Swoll and BA. (Tag Team Elimination
Match)
There's only one thing that I hate and it's a bunch of crap. I hate
this match.
Someone please explain to me how Brad Armstrong became such a big rap
fan?
Heenan says of the Rap Team's wardrobe..."You know they could avoid
all that by putting a light in the closet." Heh. Heh.
Swoll (a graduate of the Kevin Nash Wrestling School) can do nothing
but punch, kick, stomp, clothesline and slam people. Still, he awkwardly
pins Duncum sending him to the showers.
Two muscle-bound No Limit Soldiers interfere by continually beating on
members of the West Texas Rednecks. The official lets it go.
Hennig knocks out Brad Armstrong with a Hennig-Plex.
Konnan DDT's Kendall Windham. KW hits the showers.
A No Limit Soldier hoists up Windham in a Firemen's Carry and heads to
the back with Konnan. (Huh?) Konnan and BW are counted out.
: Swoll picks Rey up onto his shoulders. Rey Swan Dives onto Hennig for the
win.
Winners: Swoll and Rey Mysterio Jr. at 14 minutes and 47
seconds.
Match Rating: 3 / 10.
Hardcore Invitational Match
A street fight.
The Public Enemy return to WCW in this match.
Participants include Hak, Silver King, Lord Steven Regal, Fit Finley,
Mikey Whipwreck, Horace Boulder, Hugh Morrus, Cyclope, Brian Nobbs...etc.
Sliver King's arm is slashed open and he bleeds heavily.
Takes place in a Junkyard. The wrestlers are surrounded by burning oil
cans and wrecked cars. The objective is to make your way out of the
junkyard and hop over a chain link fence to win. Fenders, tires, exhaust
pipes, car doors and metal grills are the weapons used.
Hak attempts to lock Fit Finley in the trunk of a car. A forklift
moves the vehicle to the "cruncher". Finley escapes. A car explodes for
some reason blocking the other wrestling in the yard. Finley scales the
fence to victory.
Winner: Fit Finley at 13 minutes and 42 seconds.
Match Rating: 5 / 10.
The New Jersey Triad (DDP, Bigelow, Kanyon) (champions) Vs Chris Benoit,
Saturn (challengers) (WCW World Tag Team Title Match)
This textbook lesson on tag team wrestling is a Match Of The Year
candidate.
In his excitement, DDP leaps onto the top rope, falls outside the ring
but recovers landing on his feet. Funny stuff. Even DDP can't stop laughing
at his error.
Kanyon throws that "white powder" into the ring. DDP is blinded. DDP
Diamond Cutters Kanyon. Doh.
Kanyon is covered but Bigelow puts Kanyon's foot on the ropes.
DDP throws in a trash can. He nails Benoit on purpose and Kanyon by
mistake.
Bigelow and DDP do the Double Diamond Cutter (actually the 3-D, the
finishing move of ECW's The Dudley Boys) on Saturn.
Winners: ...and still WCW World Tag Team Champions...The New Jersey
Triad at 23 minutes and 15 seconds.
Match Rating: 9 / 10.
Roddy Piper Vs Buff Bagwell (Boxing Match)
There's only one thing that I hate and it's a bunch of crap. I hate
wrestling-boxing matches.
Flair is in Piper's corner. Judy Bagwell (Buff's mom) is in Buff's.
Prior to the second round, Flair sprays something on Piper's gloves.
Buff is blinded by whatever it was as Piper lands some punches.
Judy bites Piper's ear and dumps a plastic bucket on his head. Bagwell
socks Piper.
Buff haymakers Flair then he does the Blockbuster on Piper. Buff's
pinfall counts in this BOXING match. Why? Who knows? This is WCW.
Winner: Buff Bagwell at 6 minutes and 40 seconds
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Match Rating: 1 / 10.
Macho Man (challenger), Sid Vicious (challenger) Vs Sting
(challenger), Kevin Nash (champion) (WCW World Heavyweight Title Match)
Winner: ...and new WCW World Heavyweight Champion...Randy Savage at
13 minutes and 19 seconds
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Match Rating: 5 / 10.
Total Event Time: 2 hours and 45 minutes.
Overall Event Rating: 3 / 10.